Double Dragon

After way too long of a hiatus, I have returned for my long awaited second review: Double Dragon!

Based on the beat em up of the same name, I had no idea what to expect going into this movie, since I have never played Double Dragon before. Oh, boy, this movie was something else.

Instead of a simple plot about two brothers teaming up to save a girl from street thugs, this film is about a mystical medallion called the Double Dragon that gives you powers or something, I guess. Our leads were played by Mark Dacascos, who exists, Scott Wolf, who also exists, and Alyssa Milano, who is the namesake of Star Lord's spaceship in Guardians of the Galaxy. They weren't all that interesting and I remember almost nothing of the film despite just having watched it.

My favorite character was strangely the villain, Koga Shuko, played by Robert Patrick AKA T2's T-1000, who has a Vanilla Ice hairstyle for some reason. He was over the top hammy, and was clearly having fun despite the film being an absolute dumpster fire.

Was this worth it? I don't think so. I was more just confused and weirded out by the whole thing, so yeah. It's a weird movie. I see no reason to watch this other than morbid curiosity.

The next movie I plan on reviewing will be Street Fighter, so look out for that!

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