Rampage

I'm honestly pretty mixed on this one. I expected this to be a big CGI action movie starring Dwayne Johnson, and in a sense, it was, but at the same time, it wasn't quite what I was expecting all the same.

The story is about giant CGI mutant animals, something to do with a shady genetic research corporation, and Dwayne Johnson. If those things don't say mindless action movie, I don't know what does. Looking at it, the plot is kind of a mess, but I don't think this movie was meant to have any sort of coherent plot.

The acting is alright, with Dwayne Johnson, Naomie Harris, and Jeffrey Dean Morgan playing as our leads and Malin Akerman playing as the villain, more or less. The big draw of this film, though, is all the crazy action and destruction. We've got a giant CGI gorilla, wolf, and alligator all at each other's throats in Chicago for some reason. Is is ridiculous? Yes. Is it fun? Also yes. It reminds me of a less polished version of the Monsterverse movies, but it was still fun all the same.

This movie is definitely not the most intelligent or complex movie out there, but I would be lying if I said it wasn't enjoyable. It knows it's ridiculous and just has fun with it, and that's what makes it a blast to watch. If you are an action movie fan, I'd say this is one to check out.

Next time, Nintendo returns to the world of film triumphantly with an oddball adaptation of one of their most popular properties. Get ready for the unique film that is Detective Pikachu.

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