X-Men Origins: Wolverine

Oh, boy. This was a movie. It sounds like this should have been amazing. It was a Wolverine origin story at a time when Wolverine was considered to be one of the coolest superheroes around. Why then did they end up doing this mess of a movie instead?

The story is about...well, you know, there was a lot of threads that really went nowhere. Something about Wolverine, played by Hugh Jackman, going after Sabretooth, played by Liev Schrieber, because he killed his girlfriend and somehow that led to him getting adamantium grafted onto his skeleton by William Stryker, played by Danny Huston. If that sounds coherent to you, then maybe you'll like this, but I was struggling to find a reason for this movie to exist.

The story was not engaging, although the action was generally pretty good. My issue was that there was no good reason for the action to exist. This film literally moved from one scene to another without any rhyme or reason, and it just kept going somehow.

I thought the acting was mediocre at best and terrible at worst. Literally, half of Hugh Jackman's lines were him yelling the word "Victor" in a less than convincing American accent. Everyone else just felt like a cardboard cutout and I didn't really care what happened to anyone.

Overall, this movie was a disappointment to me. I felt that it could have been so much more but the story was lazy, the acting was bad, and the action felt shoehorned into a confusing mess of a movie.

Next time, we get to take a look at the first mission of one of DC's most famous cosmic superheroes. As usual for these animated films, I'm going in pretty blind, but regardless I'm excited to review it. Stay tuned for Green Lantern: First Flight.

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